Microsoft Family Safety

GoGuardian's twin brother. It blocks random sites just like GG, but it is barely ever talked about

Microsoft Family Safety = George Orwell's 1984

by BorritoGuy February 21, 2023

Microsoft Word

type word funny

i press button, letter come up on screen. microsoft word is best program on computer.

by korona mannen April 8, 2022

Microsoft

Technology corporation that focuses on the development and implementation of software used on computers and on the World Wide Web

Microsoft made the Windows 8.1 os

by this wasn't taken October 21, 2018

microsoft

bad or disgusting

"My day is like Microsoft so far"
"That is so Microsoft"

by grok2 May 9, 2025

Microsoft

The grossest, smelliest, piece of shit company known to the planet.

I dare you to try and get support from Microsoft.

by tm69 October 18, 2021

Microsoft Word

a program that sucks.
often shortened to word.

word sucks
microsoft word is not free

by messinwiththed630 December 31, 2020

Microsofted

"You Just Got Microsofted"
(verb)

When a company gets so dominant and cocky that government regulators slam them with antitrust lawsuits, lawsuits, restrictions, or public humiliation — just like Microsoft in the late '90s.

Examples:

“Bro, Nvidia locked AI devs into CUDA again.”

→ “Oh damn… they’re about to get Microsofted.”

“Apple’s gatekeeping USB-C till the EU forced ‘em.”

→ “Classic Microsofting.”

by Brokugeta May 28, 2025