weirdo-meter

An ometer of big cock.

Look, Bungalow Bill's a fag!


And he eats babies.

by Negger April 23, 2004

smart meter

A surveillance device attached to the side of your home without your consent. Smart meters ( or digital recording anmeters ) record and transmit via cell phone signal all the account holder's family activities relating to electricity use. Smart meters allow utilities to spy on your hydro use hour by hour, showing peaks and dips in energy consumption as little as 0.1 kwh. In Canada some utilities are sharing this personal info with local police departments without a warrant. ( a clear violation of the Charter of Rights and Freedoms )

Good Samaritan: Damn the cops raided my house and cut down my 5 marijuana plants.
Other Good Samaritan: Bummer how'd they know?
Good Samaritan: Lousy hydro utility gave them a year's worth of my smart meter data without a warrant.

by onewithagun October 6, 2012

Give a Fuck Meter

This term is usually used when one does not care about anything... usually very angry and upset. Maybe just an ass hole but give the people who use this word a break because they may just be having a hard time in life.

wanna know where your problem runs on my give a fuck meter... it doesn't

by I do give a fuck! June 24, 2011

flangy meter

another word for a vagina, used as code so other people such as family members don't know what you are on about. can be shortened to simply flangy or flange.

'i like your flangy meter'
'i want your flangy meter right now'
'your flangy tastes good!'

by shpannah September 8, 2006

mathers

(n.) A man who sleeps with a lot of women, i.e. gets a lot of pussy/beaver.
Named after Jerry Mathers, who played the lovable Beaver from 1957-63 on the hit show "Leave it to Beaver".

That Bill has a different chick every night. He's a real mathers!

by HelenHar January 30, 2007

mehervan

A person that makes others cringe.

That guy is such a mehervan

by Abhay Kamath April 20, 2017

methererem

The origin of the word is unknown and potentially unimportant. Extensive yet controversial studies have traced it back to ancient Rome; however, being controversial, these studies probably involve the mistreatment of warm and fuzzy animals and cannot be taken seriously. Therefore, the only matter of importance here is the definition. Methererem, pronounced "meth-er-ER-em," is the emberyouwe of the existence of small, ferret-like creatures in the sewage drains of a surburban town in Nebraska.

Another definition: the purpose of life.

A) "I think there's a methererem under my bed!"

B) "I wish I had methererem to write this paper..."

by Laiming Pa November 4, 2009