Merry Birthday

What one says when they are giving someone something (either a real gift or trash) on any day that is not their birthday or a holiday.

Merry Birthday, I got us tickets to the game.

Merry Birthday! Here is my empty water bottle!

by Indigonightmare May 12, 2018

Mercy Mount

When a man has sex with an unattractive or otherwise undesirable woman. The man has to be out of the woman’s league to qualify as a mercy mount.

Dude : I’ve had a few mercy mounts in my day that would make a coroner queasy

by Guapo D. Crushwell May 4, 2019

No Bullshit Mercy Pie

In any Game Night setting, the No Bullshit Mercy Pie Rule, or NBMP, ensures that established house rules will be followed exactly for each game, and that no half rolls, take backs, do overs, close enoughs, or let'em slides will be accepted.

Furthermore, NBMP absolves the winning/leading individual or team from the obligation to "take it easy on" or otherwise diminish their competitive capacity in favor of the losing/last place individual or team without later repercussions to the friendship.

NBMP can be invoked by any player (with group consensus), but only AFTER at least 75% of game participants have begun consuming alcohol.

Jane: "Well, technically the answer is John QUINCY Adams, but since Mike's in last place, we'll let that slide."

John: "If he didn't say 'Quincy' then it doesn't count! No bullshit mercy pie!"

by cx99 October 22, 2011

Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas

"Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas" is a challenge given to mostly men that revolves around that masturbating for all of Christmas Eve and Christmas day. Those who fail are forced to become elves, working in Santa's workshop for the rest of their lives. Those who pass, however, are given 30 minutes to do what they'd like with Mrs Claus, Santa's wife. Most, however, tend to pork her.

Person 1: Why have you been so down recently?
Person 2: I don't know. I just can't find the holiday spirit.
Person 1: Just participate in "Mustn't Masturbate Merry Christmas"!
Person 2: What's that?
Person 1: *shows them Urban Dictionary definition*
Person 2: Don't ever talk to me again.
Person 1: *commits suicide*

by Your Materfamilias December 23, 2018

God have mercy

When you're watching Merlin with the lads and you've just done some Ket after the sight of the dragon.

God have mercy Ken that's alot of Ket on that machete

by westd8 May 13, 2020

Mercy main

Term used to refer to an Overwatch player who is really experienced with the support hero Mercy and regularly plays her. Not to be mistaken with the one trick Mercy that probably has a hard time with the game. The Mercy main is now almost inexistent after all the changes the hero has been through (No more good Rez , no more exclusive good healing and no more POTG) . The Mercy main nowadays is most likely depressed and probably suicidal, for they can't (ever) satisfy their low-health teammates that are constantly in the need of healing, right when they were killed by a tank or a flanker, leading to great despair. They have every single skin the hero has gotten in the past, definitely have the voicelines "How barbaric" and "Someone call the whambulance " in their communication menu, have unbound their "Group up" key long ago but most importantly, they have bought the hero's golden staff.

Genji main : "I need healing"

Mercy main : *Jumps off the map*

by BrendaVerasoie February 2, 2020

merphed

The feeling of being stoned after consuming copious amounts of baked goods containing THC, usually in brownie-form.

Dude, I am so fuckin' merphed.

I'm too merphed to move!

I'm so merphed right now. Basically incapable of speech.

by Kelsey and Bobby -------son March 24, 2008