Merkinstock

Produced in Germany, this Bavarian wonder was concocted for hobbits with inclinations for podiatric balding; equipped with a cork bottom it not only keeps a hobbit's feet stylish, but protected.

It's not the size of the merkinstocks that matters, it's how you use them.
Those is some dank 'stocks.

by Clayton Sullivan February 15, 2004

mergin' it

goin to a social event or a mall by yourself in the hope of meetin someone you kno

that kid is mergin' it at the mall today

by A Bo November 20, 2007

Merlin Muff

When the pubic hair of a woman is long enough to hang down in a bushy manner which resembles the beard of the great wizard Merlin.

Jaron: I heard you hooked up with a girl last night, how was it?

Dan: Man, she had a crazy Merlin Muff. I thought she was about to start shooting magic spells from her crotch.

by B3nR3177y April 19, 2017

Merlin

When you take a girls long hair, hold it below her chin to form a beard, and proceed to fuck her face!

I gave the girl a Merlin!

by Mikeymc6 April 14, 2019

merlino21344

Best fortnite player ever

Merlino21344 just killed ninja

by Merlino21344 October 28, 2019

Merin

in a relationship Merin is a great match for a guy beginning with J, K, L and S.

Merin and Jithu look so cute together.
Merin and Jomet look so cute together.

by AISHRINX November 25, 2021

Merrin

A strong independent Australian woman, who is not bogan, is a good cook and always has great music to share. Merrin has a sexy smile and a habit of calling people cunts (though they may deserve it).

Guy #1 :Did you see that lass at the bar last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, but she is no Merrin.

by The Architect of Motion February 2, 2013