Merkenberry

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.

"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."

by A Very Concerned Citizen. January 23, 2009

Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

by zandzy August 21, 2009

Merkini

A Merkini is when a hairy man makes a bathing suit or underwear by shaving all of his body and pubic hair, except for the areas that would be covered by a bikini or Speedo.

I saw him at the beach today. He was wearing an itsy bitsey tiny weeny pubic hair Merkini that he shaved just night before.

by John011979 November 27, 2011

Merena

She is an amazing talented smart and sporty girl who loves to be funny and kind! Anyone who is around her instantly cheers up!

Merena is awesome she loves tennis and event he silliest things make her laugh

by Samantha Wiggins October 4, 2019

Merked

(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass

Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked

by Annathropology February 18, 2017

mekenzie

Mekenzie is a fun loving person who is married to Cole Sprouse, Justin Bieber and Ethan Dolan. She loves makeup and doesn’t have many friends because she is always with her husbands, she has quite a lot of people who don’t like her and people that she doesn’t like.

“Oh hey mekenzie I don’t like you” 😉

by husbandsnatcher August 5, 2018

MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 16, 2007