Absolute blake lover she married ryan in her dream, ate balls in a dream said shes dating hitler, shes a grandma, she loves this girl named amanda and cant get over her. Its her fault she gets on by men and woman she manipulated me into being gay
She's bubbly loveable.. fun to be around no matter where or when..will make you laugh even on your worst days! Big bright blue eyes and blonde hair. She has little to none common sense so the definition "Blonde" explains her all to well. Always exciting to have her around.! Country girl with boots and jeans, even a can of grizzly in the back pocket! When she clean-up she's stunning! Awesome personality killer bod under her tom-boy look. Can't handle her alcohol so she don't party but when she does she's center of attention..can I say Double D's.
Teacher: could anyone explain what a virgin is..?
McKenzley: pick me, pick me
Teacher: looking all around the Sex Ed. class room..ok "Mckenzley"...
McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️
Dingy blonde with big blue eyes..will always make you laugh no matter what shit show of a day you had! Full of life bubbly and loves people! Tomboyesh boots and jeans, but when she cleans up she's stunning 😍 can I say Double D's.. true definition of "Blonde". With little to none common sense! Will keep you laughing so if you ever find a McKenzley short: kenz/kenzley you will love to have her around. One of them chicks you'll fall in love with! Center of attention due to her awesome personality, blonde roots.. never knowing whats next or what she's going to say!
Teacher of Sex Ed class: can anyone explain what a Virgin is..
McKenzley: with her hand raised pick me, pick me
Teacher: looks all around the room first then picks McKenzley
McKenzley: someone who don't eat meat 🤦 ♀️ with lots of confidence behind every word
This human is a complex individual you will ever met, this persons eyes are stars you couldn't possibly fathom into constellations. this person will have you questioning your very existence. but they will love you unreasonably morally standing fall in love with that dork like there's no words to describe your moral compass but this person will lead you in the correct path.
Verb. To put random objects up one's anus while masturbating. Said objects are not typically items associated with such activity e.g. children's toys, sauce bottles or other people's electric toothbrushes.
Bro, I McKenzied so hard last night I had to call an abundance to take me to A&E