matani

stupid asshole arrogant mothafucka

that matani sure thinks he's the shit

by anonymous February 15, 2005

matinee stripper

A stripper past her prime, often found in clubs during daylight hours.

I think I got screwed with all these matinee strippers.

by jedithebomber January 26, 2011

Matan

An insecure skinny kid whos a male but sounds like a girl likes to play fortnite and sex roleplay

Matan's worried friend: stop roleplaying
Matan:*sucks on your furry cock*

by YaldaBotit August 13, 2020

mating call of the poot bird

A loud, smelly fart.

John, sit on the toilet and make a cocky. We've got company coming, and they don't like to hear the mating call of the poot bird!

by pentozali August 23, 2010

Martyn

A pale milky ginger kid who thinks he's better than anyone else.

He thinks he's funny when he's not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don't and has has been known to grunt.

That fuckin kid did my head in, I nearly nutted the cunt.
" yeah he was a proper martyn".

by Funnyffucker May 13, 2013

Tijuana Matinee

A synonym for "donkey show". A public showcase of a human committing a sexual act upon a donkey.

Person 1: Dude, I loved that donkey show, last night!

Person 2: Ew, you went to a Tijuana Matinee? That's gross, dude!

by DaveDemola November 6, 2010

Maryn

A cake faced, clown lookin bitch who fucked her coworker when she knew he had a girlfriend. Also, apparently pours piss in cars but turns into a little bitch when it comes to fighting

Maryn is the loudest bitch i know and doesn't know when to stfu

by Postuphoe88 August 10, 2017