The Matrix

Movie whose main premise is that humans are fed reality directly into their brains so that their bodies may be used as batteries by a machine civilization on post-apolyptic earth. The Matrix refers to the reality fed into people's brains. The premise is fundamentally flawed however as: (a) people are not batteries; (b) you'd have to feed the people to get electricity (if you could): see perpetual motion; (c) they could just use some other animal that doesn't require The Matrix.

Why didn't the Machines just use ostrich's, elephants, horses, pigs, monkeys, apes, aardvarks (or any other animal) as batteries? They surely wouldn't require The Matrix. Other animals wouldn't revolt. Human batteries? Riiight. However, I'm sure Matrix fans can come up with some fanciful explanation.

by Mr jullio February 10, 2010

Matriarchy

A form of government or society run by the best thing in the human race, woman. A matriarchy is the best thing people will ever hear of. A matriarchy can also be a family where the woman is incharge and the children fall under the woman's clan. If you have any sence at all, this is the kind of family you want to live in. A matriarchy will make the world a better place because everyone knows that women rock and are much better than men and they should run the world. Sorry white man in his sixties living in Idaho who just had a heart attack hearing about a matriarchy and probably had or will have a heart attack since Hillary Clinton may become president. You know what I'm saying is true.

"Hey did you here about the white man in his sixties living in Kansa's who had a heart attack because he heard the word matriarchy and found out what it means."

by Galaxy Mustache July 17, 2016

Glitch in The Matrix

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

by Jonesys November 9, 2004

MATRIX

Little moronic kids do something they think could be in the movie the matrix. Such as they dodge something, or wall jump. And they say; "WHOAH I DID THE MATRICKS BACK THERE LAWLZ!" This phrase makes no sence, since the matrix is in fact a noun.

*wall jump* OH DUDE! I totaly did the MATRIX!
*PUNCH* STFU KID

by The-Coach September 15, 2007

matrix style

to have hot passionate sex as neo and trinity do in the beginning of reloaded

"hows that for hot passionate sex?" - the guy
"go watch neo and trinity and learn how to do it matrix style..." - the girl

by anonymous March 21, 2005

jack into the matrix

1. to get so stoned as to feel that you are a part of something much larger (as in the movie "the Matrix") than yourself.

2. to get really fucking high on weed or hash

"Hey Billy, wanna catch a movie?"

"No thanks Logan, I thinK I'm gonna go home and jack into the matrix and eat Pringles."

by Sigsnake January 17, 2010

B.O.R.G. Matrix

B. = Banks (or/ Big Business)
O. R. = Organized Religion
G. = Government
The entity that controls every aspect of your life (also known as the Illuminati).

Yeah, I know it really sucks having your computer ripped off by Homeland Security agents as you go through the customs maze at the airport, but what are you going to do about it, after all, it is all a part of the B.O.R.G. Matrix.

by Child of Gaia October 11, 2008