Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP)

The highest level of clampage. Once achieved, impossible to clamp any harder. The most desired objective to accomplish while playing Valorant.

Bruvs, Maximum Clampage Pressure (MCP) has been achieved on these nubs!

by tgkomen October 2, 2020

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mattmurdocksdaredumpy

the best daredevil editor out there tbh ngl tbh

"follow mattmurdocksdaredumpy or ill steal ur spleen."

by babylemonade April 30, 2022

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Maximum overviolence

Ultraviolence so manly and extreme that it's beyond comprehension.

100 quintillion things got murdered once Genocide Man engaged in maximum overviolence

by bopster36 September 17, 2022

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A term that refers to a challenge done during the month of March, where people will maximize the amount of masturbation they can do. Since Destroy Dick December is already a thing, this word's challenge challenges people to do the highest amount possible, without collateral damage.

Sorry but I'm busy, I'm about to participate in maximum masturbation march. Wanna join, bro?

by EnerJetix March 29, 2023

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Douchius Maximus

A person who is an extra large douche, especially one that makes an ass of himself as part of his general douchy-ness.

Derived from the Latin for hindquarters "Gluteus Maximus," where "Maximus" means "really big."

#1: "So, guess what Douchius Maximus said today?"
#2: "Tell me!"
#1: "He asked again if he could have the vacuum cleaner."
#2: "No! What did you say?"
#1: "I told him no."

#2: "Good."
#1: "Seriously. He has one, it's just not as nice. You don't have an affair with my friend, move out, leave me with three children, and then ask for the new vacuum cleaner because you took the old one. Kids are messy. You are not. You have a job. Go buy a fucking vacuum cleaner."

by california420 October 5, 2010

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