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Manus

That guy is so hot. I wanna pound that manus
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Magnum

The standard way to describe a glass bottle which holds 50.8 fluid ounces of champagne. A regular bottle of champagne holds 25.4 ounces, therefore a magnum contains the same amount as 2 regular bottles.
I was going to get a bottle of champagne but decided to get a magnum of champagne instead because more people are coming than I expected.
by z July 20, 2004
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Magus

1. Evil, Strong, Sadistic
2. Master Dueler or Player Killer
3. Nudist
4. Loves Cookies
5. Has Occupation as Satan, And The Grim Reaper
6. Uses Evil Abilities, And Mystical Night Powers
7.Night/Shadow Is His Element
He's Almost As Good As Magus!
by RS July 24, 2004
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Hazy Magnum

When you forget if you wore protection or not
I was so drunk, I think I may have pulled a hazy magnum.
by WailedGoblin054 June 24, 2016
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magnum beaver

Noun: the biggest bitch in the whole wide world
by Aldon September 8, 2006
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magnum

1) A person with an abnormally large penis
2) The Japanese singer Gackt
1) Yeah, I slept with that guy last night. He was a real magnum!
2) When asked about his penis size, Gackt replies 'I'm a magnum."
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Manus

The Manus is an extremely infectious disease that is very contagious and can be transmitted instantly from the host body to an unsuspecting victim via a mere slap to the forehead.

Once the Manus is inside you, you feel the word pain you have ever experienced like the Manus is eating you alive. No matter how hard you try to pretend you do not contain the Manus, your face will distort physically different from everyone else’s, and the only thing on your mind will be getting rid of the Manus. People around an infected Manus host body will point out that you now have the ultimate shameness because you have the Manus, but remain at a safe distance and most likely cover their foreheads.

There are only two other way to gain immunity from the Manus from a particular transmitter, one of which is via blocking your forehead using you outturned palm of your hand, yet you must not let your palm touch your forehead. Instead, you may hold your palm a few millimeters in front of your head to guard yourself. If the transmitting host body tries to attack you with their Manus, and you successfully defend yourself (whereby they strike you, but not on the forehead), then you gain immunity while that host body that tried to attack you contains the Manus. Once that host body passed the Manus on to someone else, you are no longer immune.

The Manus resets every night at 12:00pm, and from that time onwards, anyone who was seen the NZ Police advertisement has the power to begin transmitting the Manus. Once the person who passes on the slap gets rid of the Manus, he/she becomes immune to the person he/she passed it onto, yet loses immunity if the slap is passed onto someone else, as the person who passed it on is always immune.

It is important to note that the word “Manus” must also be shouted at the victim to let him/her know what is happening. If the host body does not shout the word “Manus” while slapping the forehead, then the Manus remains with in them, and the person that was attempted to be victimized then becomes immune to the Manus. This is the third and final way of gaining temperamental immunity from the Manus.
Frank: Today is a nice day
Pat: Yes it is, and **slaps forehead** YOU HAVE THE MANUS
Frank: Ahhhhh, Nooo, Gosh it kills, Ahhhh
Pat: Shame!!!! Look at Frank, he has the Manus! Ooh!
by C. Norris May 18, 2006
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