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Marathon Tuesday

Marathon Tuesday is similar to Marathon Monday in that it is an event involving the consumption of massive amounts of booze.

What Marathon Tuesday is not:
-on a Monday
-in Boston
-associated with a contest of athletic ability
Y'all you know what tomorrow is?
Marathon Tuesday!
A wonderful day to ditch all prior commitments and spend 18-24 hours consuming alcoholic beverages until we black out.
by geniusyall October 5, 2011
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macartney

Bad bitch with attitude. She takes shit from no one except her mom. Don't mess with her or she will rip your head off like a praying mantis.
Man that messed with the wrong Macartney
by Squirrel butt cheek September 2, 2018
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Portuguese Marathon Runner

When three people most commonly two females and one male give each other blow jobs while releasing fecal matter.It is proper in most countries to switch off giving each other rim jobs after the act of release.
hey bro do you remember those girls I took home last night they both gave me a "Portuguese Marathon Runner" It was amazing.
by Reptar08 July 1, 2010
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super charged ass sex marathon

When you do enough cocaine and MDNA to have ass sex 4 times, and get pink eye, but still hire a babysitter to go out for more. Typical good old fashion Holiday Bender behavior.
I want to blow bbg and do blow after our super charged ass sex marathon but tomorrow I need to get more pink eye medicine.
by NugsDotCom December 6, 2017
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macrallex

A general characteristic in which the mixture of douche bag and tool bag are combined.
The girls won't go out with John anymore....he acts like a total Macrallex in public.
by Ttaylorsig March 25, 2016
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dudey machato

a person who is stupid and pees in their pants and has a fat penis and poops in their pants
u pee in ur pants, ahhhh! dudey machato u r so stupid
by Anonymous June 12, 2003
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mactating

From lactating a more specific version to describe men who lactate.
When Henry and Frank adopted their son, Frank started mactating and took care of all the breast feeding.
by melanarchy October 1, 2007
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