Mook

Noun. A person who displays questionable attributes leaning more towards that of an over compensating young male. In addition, usually very willing to give out blowjobs at any given time of day.

"Hey Shayan, the way you carry whey protein in your car and suck at fifa makes you look like a mook"

by IslandKiddo January 14, 2017

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017

Mook-out

To leave a party without saying "good-bye" or without any one knowing you left.

Once I heard that "ButterfaceJulie" was looking for me at the party I had to mook-out

by Chester Cooperpot 31 July 21, 2017

Mooklamaniac

A moron who is so stupid, they actually think they rule the world and that everyone else is stupid

After hearing his rant about the way things are, and how he should be in charge, I've come to the conclusion that he must be a mooklamaniac!

by 1beatoff June 28, 2018

Mook

A godly undertaking of a bong hit with weed and tobacco, usually resulting in a mookface and/or becoming a book goblin.

Take a mook and walk a mile is something you can't do!
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by Large Feline January 8, 2019

mook

mook a ten course lookin meal who roams around naked in peoples dreams, well in my dreams...he looks like a snacc tbh and he is usually someone with white hair..

oh look mook that hot guy I saw earlier..oh wait that was my dream

by mooks sugar momma February 28, 2019

Mook

Gay, homosexual, likes the same sex

“That nigga mook bro”

by K4tm March 23, 2019