Michigan Kurplunk

When someone takes a shit in the toilet, and without flushing, pick your partner up by the legs and drop her in headfirst . Just before she drowns in your shit, flush the toilet and clean her off with toilet paper.

Girl's friend: "Is that corn in your nose?"
Girl: "Yeah my boyfriend gave me a Michigan Kurplunk while we were in Detroit."

by Filthy Beast February 21, 2008

Michigan hillbilly

A people who migrated to Michigan from the coal-producing states of Appalachia. To include: Virginia, West Virginia, Kentucky and Tennessee. A Southern accent is often detectable in these people. Often Michigan hillbillies will have relatives in the Southern states.

1. Those Michigan hillbillies sure love those pickup trucks with big tires! (Monster truck Big Foot came from Michigan.)

2. Michigan hillbilly family interaction:
Son: Mom, I'm really horny.

Mother: That's alright Sonny, you can stay home tonight and fuck your sister!

by Rook's Buddy May 12, 2010

Michigan Man

a cheater, one who does whatever he can take to win an athletic game, regardless of rules

ed martin is a prime example of a michigan man

by Uncle Sexy April 7, 2009

Ypsilanti Michigan

A city with nothing but broke wanna be ass niggas who dicksuck and hate. And it’s FULL of under cover gay niggas

Hey ! Ever been to Ypsilanti Michigan ?
Yeah it’s lame as shit fuck that city

by Dagger May 21, 2018

Lake Michigan

The U.S.'s second flaccid penis, the first being Florida. Not to be confused with California, the U.S.'s erect penis.

"Perhaps it was simply divine judgment that Canada will eternally be sucking the U.S.'s Lake Michigan."

by Iggy Fentenwood February 18, 2008

Clare, Michigan

A small town that is located near Mt. Pleasant

"Dude...where were you born?"
"Clare, Michigan"
"Isn't that a name?"
"NO...It's a town...!!!"

by Graphine March 3, 2009

michigan football

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.

The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.

by jordan s August 18, 2006