Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 7, 2018

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015

Missouri Mudslide

When somebody deposits a fat load of baby gravy into another person’s bootyhole, the recipient then shits out the mixture of throat yogurt and doodoo butter into the mouth of a third person laying down underneath them.

This tinder bitch was cool until she told me she wanted me and my roommate to run a Missouri Mudslide on her

by mustysausage June 27, 2021

Missouri ring of fire.

A Missouri ring of fire is when you are doing a girl doggie style and you stick a finger in her ass using icy hot as lube.

My ass is still on fire after my husband used icy hot as lube last night giving me a Missouri ring of fire.

by Jbd1973 May 18, 2023

The Missouri StenchPit

The act of shitting into somebody’s armpit and licking it dry.

Joseph: Yoo Edon wanna do a The Missouri StenchPit

Edon: Yes but I wanna be the shitee okay

Joseph: Alright time too shit on your pits

by NuttButt_real June 12, 2021

Conway, Missouri

A small little hick town along I-44 full of rednecks, stoners, and pill poppers.

The most common thing to find in Conway is a can of chewing tobacco.

The rarest thing to find in Conway is A girl who hasn't lost her virginity by the age of 12.

Conway, Missouri. Noun. A shit town.

"Hey, man! Wanna go to Conway?"
"No thanks! I'd rather not be a parent at the age of 13!"

by Damanjan June 21, 2017

Greenfield Missouri

Creepy backwoods dead town in the country side full of old people and meth addicts and sex offenders that have no lives and do nothing but small town gossip nothing but lies because they’re extremely trashy bored and have no lives

“I just got back from greenfield Missouri”

“Ew you probably caught something”

by Fafo123 January 2, 2024