Missouri Boat Ride

A boat ride given to dead whitetail bucks by Ted Zangerle of " The Hunting Public " .

Holy fuck did you see that buck across the lake? Yeah, I'm hoping to be like Ted. Gonna put on my bucket hat, grab my Jon boat and give him a Missouri boat ride.

by Scentsock November 7, 2018

missouri rock crocker

Using semen to properly lubricate a slip and slide. Mainly used in the South and Mid West.

Come to my party! We have a Missouri Rock Crocker here!

by aria.marz November 15, 2016

Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.

Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...

by Chilebeso October 22, 2015

Missouri Mineshaft

When the male fingers the female with very sharp fingernails, so bits and pieces of the inner vagina comes out. The male then eats these pieces while screaming about gold.

Person 1: hey hows the wife
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police

by bigmike227 December 9, 2018

Missouri windchime

Like alabama windchimes, except you use mormons.

Mark-Hey Dave, i like your Missouri windchimes over there
Dave-Thanks Mark, I made them last week

by Kill the mormons June 14, 2018

Missouri Pleasure

Two guys jerk off while laying on their backs. Feet touching. When they cum it forms an arch reminiscent of the St. Louis arch. Missouri pleasure

Hey Bro. Wanna make some Missouri Pleasure tonight?
Sure man. I'm down to arch it up!

by tyqwer June 11, 2018

missouri piss water

Anheuser-Busch beer. Known as piss water by most Wisconsinites. Typically consumed by men in the middle of a divorce or males 17-25 years of age at a social event held in the woods.

Hey man, i know your bummed about your divorce but lets go to a bonfire and drink some Missouri piss water and touch eachother.

by Bigtappel22 May 23, 2018