Definitions by bigmike227

Missouri Mineshaft

When the male fingers the female with very sharp fingernails, so bits and pieces of the inner vagina comes out. The male then eats these pieces while screaming about gold.

Person 1: hey hows the wife
Person 2: not good. I tried the Missouri Mineshaft last night
Person 1: im calling the police

Missouri Mineshaft by bigmike227 December 9, 2018

Slutty Vampire Chug Jug 

When the female sucks the male's penis with so furosity and power that all semen, blood, bile, shit, and urine in the body comes out.

Person 1: give me the Slutty Vampire Chug Jug

Person 2: you gon fucking die

Slutty Vampire Chug Jug by bigmike227 December 9, 2018

Ajit Pai 

The hair between the penis and the butt. Usually depicted having feces, urine, and semen on it.

Person 1: “Ajit Pai repealed net neutrality”
Person 2: “Shit.”

Ajit Pai by bigmike227 December 24, 2017