Meth Mirror

Long-term meth users have a drug-induced psychosis that leads them to believe they are fine, drop-dead gorgeous, the best looking person around while in fact they look exceedingly tore back, sucked up, roadmapped, shipwrecked, and butterfaced.
Their many bleeding scabs are only surpassed by their ten years out of date hairstyles and clothes. Women look in the meth mirror and spend hours doing their make up thinking that they look like a star. The meth mirror is a delusion, a state of mind.
Tweaker: "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest one of all?" (Preens, showing decaying teeth).

Everytime Joce looked in the meth mirror, she thought she was a fine mother-fucker when in fact she looked like a lab-experiment squirrel.

by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

Valkenburg Mirror

The act of masterbation while watching a reflection of yourself preform the act. Most commonly this is purpotrated in a hotel room in front of a mirror.

*door opens*
Connor: So Craig what are you doing in...OH MY GOD! WHAT THE HELL?
Craig: I was, eh, um, er...
Connor: YOU WERE WANKING OFF TO YOUR OWN REFLECTION!
Craig: I was just...er...
Connor: That was a Valkenburg Mirror you sick...I MEAN FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT YOU WERE THINKING?!
Craig: Um...

by Mark Murray - WOW Champion December 22, 2008

Radio Mirror Park

Dope (hipster) radio station in GTA V

"Dude have you listened to Radio Mirror Park in GTA?"

"Man fuck that hipster shit, If I wanted that I would have gone to the grand opening of the new goodwill downtown."

by the chewster November 11, 2013

Piss mirror

A mirror above a toilet that is low to the point where you can actually see your Johnson working its magic. Also applicable if the mirror only shows ones face, and if you make silly faces while you go pee.

"Ah dude, your piss mirror distracted me so much that I whizzed all over your toilet seat."

by AdmiralSpiffy July 5, 2009

compliment mirror

someone who’s only response to receiving compliments, is giving you a new compliment back, or even reusing the same towards you

“I called him cute and he said it right back like an actual compliment mirror”

by mayo.alizardo September 15, 2020

Snapchat mirror

A mirror in the homes of fuglass attention seeking ho's who don't realize they're not as hot as they think they are

Bruh, she a Snapchat mirror too

by Whateverkumar June 24, 2022

Dodging the Mirror

Occurs when two people are walking toward each other in the same path in a crowded area or narrow hallway but with enough room for each person to slightly walk past each other. Both parties try to avoid walking into one another by getting out of each other's path, but instead, while walking towards each other, dodge into each other's path at the same time, resulting in confusion, frustration, and sometimes laughter.

Two men who do not know each other walking towards each other down the magazine section of the supermarket

Tom:What are you doing?

Jacob(in an urkel voice): Quit dodging the mirror sir! It's not funny! Everyone is watching.

Tom and Jacob both together:Arrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!!

......then they both laugh and drink a beer afterwards.....

by themainbwana July 30, 2009