The milk fic

Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death

Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*

Person 2: Why? WHY!?

by Hooman bean March 16, 2019

Bag of Milky Ways

A bag of Miky Ways is an extremely happy occasion once it happens to you, but for anyone within earshot it is one of the scariest occurences, if not the scariest in their entire lives.

It mostly includes monsters and bloodcurdling screams of friends.

A: "Oh, shit! I have a bag of Milky Ways!" (Happy/Surprised.)
B: "Waaaahhh!!!! Aaaasadkjhkjhhh!! Aaaahhhhhh!!! (Mortified)

by JoetheGrim September 21, 2011

Milica

The most wonderful girl you will ever meet . She's beautiful inside and out . Every guy has had a secret crush on her at some point of their life . Who could blame them after all her amazing personality and gorgeous face that hypnotizes you and makes you fall in love with her in an instant . She's generally tall and athletic . She's a total package. Beautiful eyes and kissable lips . The best part about her is her intelligence . She is so damn smart .The sexiest woman alive . She's a sex monster and can rock your world . If you want to hook up with a babe and have a good time ,go find yourself a milica.

Guy 1: who's that girl you're dating again? The beautiful one ? Guy 2: oh you mean milica?

Guy 1 : You're so fucking lucky , she's so cool .damn man I'm so jealous , I wish I had a girlfriend as beautiful and sexy as yours .
Guy1: I know what can I say ...

by Damnimhot August 29, 2012

milk dog

(Rural Chinese) A female dog whose milk is intended for human consumption.

Lowry: I hope there’s no milk dogs here.
Serpenza: oh no, this is definitely a place where they breed milk dogs. (Shows a picture of a child drinking a dogs milk from the teat)
Me: what’s a milk do- oh, alright then

by Sharpguyinatie May 1, 2019

MILFITAAFIHM

Mother I'd Like to Fuck In the Ass And Finish In Her Mouth

Horny Teenager: Dude, look at that MILFITAAFIHM!

by Frabianc May 15, 2011

Militsa

Militsa is a beautiful human both inside and out. She's so innocent it can be hilarious and she is so smart it can be intimidating. She is one of those friends that you can go without seeing for months and then reconnect like you never left each others sides. Militsa is a friend for life!

Militsa is a great pal.

by Colleeyflower November 5, 2016

Millenium Force Braids

When a female, usually with mocha eyes and caramel skin, parts her hair in the middle and braids each side. When you see this sun kissed goddess you immediately feel as if you are on top of the Millenium Force about to drop and all else disappears, just you and that moment.

Yo did you guys see Alexis and her Millenium Force Braids?

Yeah man those Millenium Braids will wreck a man's life!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019