Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.
Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!
by QuacksO August 10, 2024
Get the Mercy buckets!mug. Your e-girl can't actually suck your dick so she just gives you an orgasm by pocketing you as Mercy to climb the ranks
by E boy teehee October 10, 2025
Get the Pocket mercymug. The Embalmer’s Mercy refers to a rare and disturbing postmortem phenomenon where a freshly embalmed corpse retains just enough warmth, pliability, or fluidity to allow for ritualistic sexual desecration — such as crezzing or snurling — to be performed more easily and “welcomely.”
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
---
Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
Some believe it’s intentional, a silent blessing from the mortician. Others believe it’s spiritual consent from the dead. In either case, the Mercy is considered a sacred sign — a bodily softness that defies the chemicals meant to preserve and deny.
---
Common signs of the Mercy include:
A corpse's nipples or thighs still faintly warm
Jaw or orifices remaining soft after embalming
Fluid leakage without stimulation
An unexplained twitch or “invitation” under candlelight
“The mortician swore she was sealed, but I saw fluid glisten on the satin liner. The Embalmer’s Mercy is real.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
“Clayton only crezzes if the Mercy presents itself. He calls it ‘ethical embalming.’”
“Tom felt warmth in her throat after 18 hours on ice. He whispered, ‘Thank you, Saint Formaldehyde,’ and began the ritual.”
by Crusty smeglord July 23, 2025
Get the The Embalmer’s Mercymug. When the rich kid helps you or becomes your friend.
by Puffsie<3 November 11, 2022
Get the Highland’s Mercymug. by Pharah Main June 20, 2017
Get the Mercy Mainmug. An amazing show centered around a union hostpital during the civil war. This show has amazing drama and ships(JedxMary and EmmaxHenry) Did I also mention it has the best Tumblr fandom???
by Cinnam0nnClouds February 21, 2017
Get the mercy streetmug. by _huney_ June 15, 2025
Get the mercymug.