Meatball

A short fat tan girl. Or someone who's acting like a retard.

Boy: Hey look at her she's pretty hot.

Boy 2: Ewww Dude she's a total meatball.

by thegirlsaid April 16, 2011

meetballs

a term used when one meets another's balls.

guy: " Hello, Sir please meetballs."
man: "Nice to meet both of you."
guy: "Chotes"

by GlazeHer September 25, 2016

Meatball

When your crush essentially tells you that she wants to ask a guy out and gets advice from you. The person usually doesn't have Ill intent, but still shatters your heart.

"I heard that Carla meatballed you and that she likes Alan. Sorry bro"

by Jabroody August 6, 2019

Alabama Meatball

An Alabama Meatball is the result of when a person consumes a large quantity of human hair and fecal matter, and then regurgitates the mixture in a rough, spherical shape.

No ma, I wont be needin' supper. My boyfriend whipped me up a couple Alabama Meatballs.

by Captain Virginia March 11, 2014

Lights Out Meatball (LOMb)

1. Phrase used to refer to the actions of children who are over-tired and have a complete emotional meltdown. Parents can see this coming and know that the the only remedy for this is sleep.

2. This phrase can also be used as an effective trash-talking barb.

1. My wife and I were in pizza hut with our three-year old daughter. While waiting fifteen minutes for the waitress, a nearby baby began to cry. Our child said, "That baby is so sad..." and began sobbing. Lights Out Meatball (Lomb). (We left the restaurant.)

2. You beat your brother in any game. As the buzzer sounds, you lean over and scream, "Lights Out Meatball!" in his ear.

by Papa Dupes November 10, 2010

Meatball Bitch

Someone who finds great joy in making the shitiest food ever for public events.

Dude, I went to the mass yesterday and some meatball bitch made the worst lasagna Iv'e ever tasted!

by Some Turd October 4, 2011

meatball

A fat Bitch who can't jump.

That meatball jumped like 2 inches off the ground.

by Kyle22 June 11, 2007