Major League Kickball

MLKB is the first men's professional Major League Kickball league ever. Started and owned by FACKA (Frederick Adult Coed Kickball League) President Jason Mecler, MLKB leads off with 8 teams across the country, ( The Maryland Monarchs, Philadelphia Funk, New York Snappers, Chicago Kestrels, Phoenix Gilas, Akron Marauders, Los Angeles Threshers, and the DC Metros) and new teams on the way. Games will take place on professional softball fields. The traditional red ball has been replaced with a custom made, black, size 5 soccer "style" ball with treading and 9 men fielding. With an iphone, ipad and itouch app already out, real teams and major sponsorship, Major League Kickball is looking to take over as the next big professional sport.

Major League Kickball is coming soon to a city near you.

by alicat1616 October 27, 2010

Major Phillips

A really obnoxious,perverted and OLD AFJROTC instructor. Often is disliked by students.

Adj. "hey hand me that Major Phillips"
noun "stay away from Major Phillips

by Just2Bugit March 23, 2004

Major L

Is a MAJOR set back in life in general. A major lose/lost.

I got caught eating beans in the cinema and everyone laugh. Definitely a major L for me.

by Rice_Daddy March 21, 2020

majority decision

The best excuse for stupid choices.

Chris: "So Jake, why are we going into the eerie Aztec temple before we know how to contact the park ranger?"
Jake: "Majority decision."

by Col. Hans Landa October 4, 2011

business major

Someone who ought to not be attending college. These people are generally completely clueless as to what they want to do with themselves but are too stupid to study a real subject and so major in business thinking that it will somehow lead to money. Sadly what these sad individuals tend to not realize is that they're a dime a dozen and should be counting their blessings if they manage to get a job that doesn't involve the phrase "would you like fries with that?"

"That guy we just passed had business major written all over him."

"A real loser huh?"

by Made Fiend August 20, 2007

art major

one who goes to college for 4 years and gets a job in a museum gift shop.

sleeps in until noon. goes to class. then smokes pot at night.

owes me 8 bucks.

Matt, the art major next door, never goes to class, keeps smoking pot, and owes me money.

by Austin December 5, 2004

Malorie

Beautiful, Smart, and funny. She thinks shes not but we all know she is. she is the exact oppisite of Mal. I wish i were here. (tumadre butt butt whore)

Malorie is loved by suzy and Skye sooooooooo much <3

by SUZSK September 9, 2006