Malachitis

Malachitis is a disease caused by falling in love with a man named Malachi, also characterized by single motherhood, chronic inability to trust males, flinch reflex, and other symptoms associated with Stockholm syndrome. Any females with malachitis should be strictly avoided as they are usually chronic and it is not cured quick. Malachitis can also be cause by dead beat baby daddies, not limited to malachitis but can be called any name of your baby daddy. Usually this term is used for any borderline abusive or abusive lover for which you cannot let go of. Root “malachi” can be exchanged for any name. Can only be cured by serious lifestyle changes including but not limited too whoever ____-itis the person has.

“Markitis”

“Halitis”

“alexitis”

“Michaelitis”

Are also examples of this condition

“Oh.. She has Malachitis- just won’t let him go!”

“Oh, He has Shirly-itis, too! Trying my best to make him leave her bitch-ass”

by KinoStar99999 January 11, 2023

malacite

a fossilized mollusc.

The sea bed threw open several malacites.

by uttam maharjan July 31, 2012

Malahidejusted

Being malajusted to the world outside of Malahide.

She couldnt get to Dublin she was too Malahidejusted.

by Rubyrat July 26, 2017

malachy murphy

nice guy, very nice, tres bien

malachy murphy is da best at being a good person

by Tasty boi July 31, 2017

Malahielle

Malahielle (commonly called Malahiel) is a word used during the dark ages to describe a transexual.

"Hey, have you seen Susie lately? She's now called Johny, what a Malahielle she did!"

by Woawtime September 3, 2018

Malichite

A item in fortnite br

I have 34 malichite

by Malichite November 21, 2018

Malachong

Legendary person who demolishes anyone he sees in games, and has the ability to do anything he likes without being contested.

Wow, I wish I was Malachong

by Namgang July 12, 2019