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Tokyo Jiffy Lube 

When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.
"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"
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Tube of Lube

Whether its for dry skin or cuts or you just need a little slick, tube of lube comes in all sizes, right now econo size for the same price!
John: Man my hands are dry from this winter air.
Ed: Maybe you should get some hand cream for that...
Foug: Want some tube of lube?
Tube of Lube by Foug September 2, 2003
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Dutch Lube 

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.
Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.
Dutch Lube by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

Semen Lube 

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.
Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.
Semen Lube by jizzerty October 10, 2012

Popping Lube 

Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.
1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"

2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"

3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"
Popping Lube by LubeBoy6969 July 26, 2013

newb lube 

Newb-lube is a cream, ointment, balm, or bodily fluid produced or used as a result of inability to deal with exercise.
"better newb lube your inner thighs before this run", "Second leg day since starting back and I was still leaking newb lube", "Bro, your face is leaking newb lube"
newb lube by tuffneck November 14, 2013

gibby lube 

gibby lube by GIBBYLUBE November 15, 2016