lotus

you call something a lotus when it falls apart easily it stands for Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

bro that lotus esprit is a lotus so it will die

by wolfeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee December 10, 2017

loushe

Cross between a douche and a loser.

Kayla is being such a louche tonight, so is Alyssa.

by Britster February 27, 2005

lofus

A gigantic horse dick. Very long and big around as a beer can!

Jesus, Travis has a fukin lofus.
Jolley wishes he had a lofus like Travis! Ta Dow!

by Animalmuther 22 Tree Roberts August 30, 2008

lotus kiss

Anilingus aka going down on the other side.

It would seem some chinese hookers specialize in giving their customers a lotus kiss, which is quite popular in those regions.

by Demarates May 1, 2006

locust blood

The Locust Horde of Sera in Gears of War 2 contains such savages that they will kill the downs of their teammates to steal the points. While as a Locust it is acceptable to execute a downed player that is entitled to someone else so long as you say "Locust Blood" when you do.

Locust 1: "Hey that's my kill!"
Locust 2: "Locust Blood!" *Steals kill*
Locust 1: "Damn."

by The Brettmeister July 11, 2009

Lops Johnson

to date someone and lead them on for months just to break up once you're bored of the relationship, usually ghosting them

girl 1: did you hear that they broke up last week??
girl 2: there's no way. why!?

girl 1: idk, he just lops johnsoned her out of the blue without any reason at all

by xoxoFUCKER October 28, 2019

Lupus

Latin for Wolf. I need more letters in my defintion

Wolf is used too much, I'll use Lupus instead.

by Lupus September 21, 2004