Lupus

Something that never happens.
It is NEVER lupus.

"It may be Lupus"
"No it's not Lupus"

This is supposed to be 20 words.

by Not-Lupus April 18, 2007

Lupus

Latin for Wolf. I need more letters in my defintion

Wolf is used too much, I'll use Lupus instead.

by Lupus September 21, 2004

LUPUS

A disease where the the body's immume system attacks normal human cells and does not fight off infection. A person with Lupus can be in pain at times and care must be taken when they are sick. Contrary to some poeple's belief. A person with Lupus is not waiting around to die. They can live a long and normal life if they constantly monitor thier lupus and take certain precautions.

A person with Lupus needs someone that cares about them to the upmost and have to also be strong!

by F-40 June 01, 2005

lupus

Always a diagnosis for any patient examined by Dr. Gregory House and his team.

Dr. House: It's never lupus.

by Incoherent Moron December 19, 2006

lupus

A debilitating disease that involves being repeatedly attacked by a pack of blood-thirsty wolves. Any surrounding snow is usually left stained with blood.

Those crazy wolves totally got all lupus on his ass.

by freakwolfattacks December 10, 2010

lupus

new form of rock music that is a mix between '80's thrash a la slayer, grunge (eg- the jesus lizard, mudhoney), and real punk like Dead Kennedys and Misfits

have you heard about that new lupus band that's playing tonight?

by Nich Schwartz March 17, 2004

doodle lupus

Doodle Lupus
Origin: late 21st century English

Noun

1. (Medical) Described in late 2021, a disease primarily psychiatric in origin, wherein all perceived ailments are related to a singular underlying source. It is characterized by diffuse pain, poor sleep, minimal activity, victimhood, and a feeling of specialness, significance. Uniformly fatal within the mind.

2. (Astronomical) The hybrid poodle and wolf. A constellation situated close to and almost within Uranus.

“My husband won’t talk to me, my house is a wreck, and this flare-up of doodle lupus is causing extreme brain fog with 10/10 pain, so yes, Terry, I’m going to need an extra hour coming into work today.”

by patspatspats January 18, 2022