falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

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Lombardi'd

Being Scared and Pooping Yourself

Pooing Ones Pants

Dropping a load in ones trousers

Getting Drunk and Soiling Yourself

I was getting chased around Berlin by pimps and bouncers wanting to batter me and I absolutely Lombardi'd myself!

by big bad balls April 5, 2010

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Lobamatized

The condition of having half your brain removed and the other half turned to jelly with no on/off switch to control veneration of the 44th president

Anyone who blindly loves Pres. Obama has been lobamatized.

by Jacksondude August 7, 2009

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A lombardy is when a male uses his erect/flacid penis to slap a female or male in the face or any other place on his/her body. Can be used as a joke or as part of foreplay. Greek origin (lombardicus erectus)

Oh shit, did you just see Peter North lombardy that ho in her face???
Tim is passed out, you should lombardy him. It's going to be hilarious.

by Alex Benitez July 3, 2008

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Lombardi Tickle

The act of caressing/tickling someone´s face with your penis.
A more tender alternative to the infamous Lombardi slap (
The act of smacking one's penis across another's face).

"My asian boyfriend tried to Lombardi slap me yesterday, but it felt more like a Lombardi tickle"

by TheGoose27 October 20, 2009

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