Mirror Licking

You have a serious problem, i have a serious problem. We just can't fucking stop licking the mirrors! You wake up in the morning one day and just have the temptation to lick your bedroom mirror. You don't bother to stop and think about it, just walk straight up to the mirror and lick it. You have that disgusting taste in your mouth that you can't seem to get out, then you think of freckles and that horrible dust taste just vanishes. Freckles.

ME: Hey bob my mirror tasted odd this morning
Bob: No way you lick that shit too?
ME: Hell yeah cuz
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You have a serious case of Mirror Licking, its only one in a million i suggest getting it checked out.

by Weallfun September 18, 2019

slut-lick

slut-lick - to drastically under perform; to fix or repair, and things are worse after; instead of cleaning the dirt is smeared.

You were told to clean the bathtubs, but it’s worse now than before because you slut-lick it.

by drteebro April 27, 2021

diabolical lick trend

where teenagers on tiktok post videos of them stealing stuff from school, most likely a hand sanitizer. they post those videos on tiktok captioning it "I just hit the most diabolical lick".

guy 1: hey dude, look at that idiot, why is he putting that hand sanitizer in his bag?
guy 2: he's doing that diabolical lick trend on tiktok.
guy 1: damn, people on tiktok would do anything to go viral. even if they know that their going to get charged for what their doing💀

by your mom's fav ♥ September 27, 2021

Jesus Mother Licker

One who thinks of himself as higher in rank than others. As high as Jesus. A concieted mama's boy.

"Yo, who do ya think ya are?! Just cuz you got millions in da bank don't give you the right to act like a Jesus mother licker."

by sucker CMC and Ray January 13, 2010

Brick and lick

When you go down on a chick, usually a stripper, post sex and get a little extra protein boost from your own nut.

Dude you took that stripper home?
Yeah man gave here the ol’ Brick and lick special.
Ahh nice man always good to have a little protein after a workout.

by Bonesauce February 23, 2020

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

A game where 3 people stand in a line and another person faces them all. That one person then gets to slap one person, lick another and fondle with the last person's genitals, breast or vagina.

Watch tosh.o on Comedy Central, and then you will know.

Slap, Lick, Fondle (Big Ass Yoga Balls)

by Flogendorf July 24, 2012

lacky

lacky: a person's bitch

Look at my lacky trying to be like me

by thespark September 2, 2004