lazy lol

When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.

Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.

Steve: lol

Greg: Don't lazy lol me man

by Randomage June 6, 2009

lazy kneeler

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

lazy favor

An obligatory act of kindness that benefits an individual who is in a relaxed and/or partially capacitated state.

"Wanna do me a lazy favor my brother and grab me a CL Smoothie out of the fridge"

by C Danger January 2, 2009

Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

lazy loyalty

A concept in business which is poorly understood by MBA-types and/or inside start-ups;
When quantified by your data analysts, these customers appear to be loyal to your brand as they keep on using your crap. However, qualitative studies will unravel that the intersection between the sentiment of these customers towards your company and the traditional definition of loyalty is non-existent.

Typical causes of lazy loyalty are companies making it hard for their customers to switch to a competitor, or a persistent apathy towards you among your customer base.

"Are these awesome retention numbers real, or is this simply a case of lazy loyalty?"

by PinkBunny1990 October 24, 2016

Lazy wiper

Person doesn't put enough effort wipping there ass leaving shit residue behind

I smelt Bill over there he is such a lazy wiper

by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017

Lazy Voiced

A style of speaking where one is either too stoned or sloth-like where they breathe heavily, make "dad sounds" and enunciate poorly. Usually accompanied by half open eyes or stumbling around

Dang man, I tried to ask David where the restaurant was but he was so lazy voiced I couldn't understand a thing.

by NHV_One March 27, 2015