Law of H

The Law of H states that the girl who you are most interested in will make out with someone else at a bar/club/drinking establishment in the near future.

Like Seriously??? Did you see Britney making out with that random guy? Law of H man, I'm telling you!

by Girls_suck22 October 8, 2011

Law Of Lamont

Every W taken shall be almost immediately followed by an equal L. Otherwise it shall be followed by smaller L's or a single larger L.

Lamont started to lift weights to get into shape and broke his finger days later playing football. That is the Law Of Lamont.

by Lamonting July 28, 2022

NQ's Law

If there are two or more ways to develop an idea, NQ will take the worst possible approach

Dual universe failed due to NQ's Law

by Tester90901 October 27, 2022

Ramy's Law

Ramy's Law dictates that the most ridiculous odds of triumph will overcome the most painfully obvious vast circumtstance off defeatl quicker than two jiggles of a jack rabbits ass.

"I was up by 20 points, but Ramy's Law states that 3 turn-overs, 8 passes, and 4 onside kicks in under 30 seconds would make me lose...."

by gordo2dope November 15, 2004

Bogdan's Law

In FPS games (specifically Counter Strike), a common saying and practice to give a player with low hp the AWP (Sniper Rifle) in order so that they can attempt to get a one shot kill without having to take a rifle battle which almost always would be dubious with such low hp. Named after a former semi-pro csgo player Bogdan.

Bogdan's Law can be easily nuanced in different situations and doesn't always apply to every low health situation. (Such as the low hp player taking the awp and swinging Catwalk on Dust II.)

Player1: I have 1 hp and can hold palace, give me the AWP.
Player2: Ok
Player 3: Bogdan's Law

by chaggyGUPTA September 2, 2021

dat law

A gettological phrase said from one brotha to anotha brotha who spittin facts so hard they begin to resemble legislation.

Brotha: “Bruhhhh , I ain’t need no hoe... But I sure could use a pair of trusty pliers to trim that darn hedge in my front yard.”

Anotha: “Dat law.”

by Gettological Scholar July 8, 2021

Coronavirus Law

If you suspect you have contracted the coronavirus, you are right—it is like Murphy’s Law applied to the “foreign virus,” especially if you are a diehard Trump loyalist.

A corollary to the Coronavirus Law is: “If you are Covid-19-infected, you will also infect others.”

by Fasters May 6, 2020