lolcoma

A state of coma induced by extreme loling.

Bob: *lolololololololloolololol*
Jerry: Jeez man! It wasn't that funny
Bob: ...
Jerry: Bob? Bob!?
Bob: ...
Herald: GOOD GOD MAN! HE'S FALLEN INTO A LOLCOMA!

by Bselvar May 28, 2010

lolcattery

That which possesses the qualities of a lolcat

His lolcattery was over 900

by Skrye and Chik-Chikeda kchorin November 27, 2010

lolcry

The reaction to something that at first appears funny, then reveals itself to also be very sad, or vise versa (e.g. The Darwin Awards)

Can also refer to a reaction to something that is innately funny AND sad (e.g. Forever Alone guy)

Hey did you see those midget clowns punching each other before?

yeah that was hilarious, until one of them died. that made me lolcry

Hey Bill, your life is pretty pathetic! I bet you'll lolcry at this new Forever Alone meme I found!

by Iamforeveralone May 13, 2011

lolcringe

When something is laugh out loud funny but also cringe-worthy at the same time.

I was having sex with this girl and then she farted and I was like lolcringe and carried on!

by Chesney DeeDee February 3, 2012

lolcow

A term that can be used to describe a perennial factory of sadness in sports, and it or a variant is routinely used in sports shitposter Urinating Tree's video titles.

The Cleveland Browns: The NFL's Premier Lolcows.

by The Zoo Turtle September 16, 2020

Lolicon

Usually a male who enjoys looking at lolis, or prepubescent anime girls , in a non-sexual context
Those who view lolis in a sexual manner are pedophiles.

Two different things

Dude my friend is such a lolicon, his favorite anime characters are little girls

by Wpanda October 14, 2020

Lolcats!

Same thing as woot. A sign of excitement especially when playing shooting games when you get a kill or something really unexpected. When you get a double kill after saying lolcats! you might say double lolcats! then triple lolcats and so forth.

Bang! Bang! Bang! "TRIPLE LOLCATS!" said Owen after getting a triple kill in Halo 3 Matchmaking.

"HA, LOLCATS!" said Srinivas after killing his enemy and then stealing his care package.

by Teh Besterest March 22, 2010