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llamatron

A fictious creature: a mechanised llama. Robotic limbs with a Stephen Hawking like tone but it does nothing but chew cud and eep strangly.

Also a game for the spectrum.
The llamatron grins with wide eyes and a devilish grin!
by Simon Johnson February 1, 2004
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Llama Nose

The pursing of one's nose so that it resembles that of a Llama. The nostrils will also arch, and harden due to the pursing. The upper lip will usually also tend to elongate downwards slightly adding to the Llama effect.

To attempt this you simply do your best to purse/flex/harden your nose, flaring your nostrils and upper lip.

Serving Suggestions:
Once this is mastered, you can for example use a seductive look whilst licking your lips to look like the "deviant Llama" or get all starey eyed, and look back and forth really fast to do the "nervous or scared Llama".
A: Hey sis, I think that guy over there is doing the Llama Nose.

B: Nah, see he's like that all the time, he's a freak.

A: Well check out this crazy Llama *purses nose and stares at sister*.
by D4N13L February 12, 2007
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Llama's cock

Pink dress, Pink Skirt, Hott tangy salsa, johan
A girl was wearing a llama's cock
by erdrtfyguhjk March 21, 2008
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llama butt face

A phrase most commonly used by 3rd graders to insult someone they hate. Older children, such as middle schoolers, use it as a joke rather than as a rude insult.
3rd Grade:
person 1) Ha Ha! You Fell!
Person 2) You're a llama butt face!

Middle Schoolers: (this consists of 4 children, Brianna, Abby, Julie and Nain)

Nain(smiling): (points to Brianna)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Julie) Face!

Nain (smiling): (points to Julie)Llama! (points to Abby) Butt! (points to Brianna) Face!

Abby: Hey, how come I'm always Butt?

Everyone: Laff! Giggle! Chuckle! Chortle! Snort!
by Purple be awsum :D March 14, 2011
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llama army

an army of Llamas not to be mistaken for Alpaca army
Person 1: hey did you see all those Llamas
Person 2:Yea that's a total Llama army
by Ben Macfadden awsome sauce December 9, 2013
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Angry Llama

cumshot after dogystyle and spit on the back.
Angry Llama is when doing dogy style: right before you come you pull it out and spit on her back. She will think you came on her back and will turn around. Then you give her cumshot in the face.
by sjaak August 31, 2006
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Llama Trekking

the act of paying money to walk someone's llama.

sounds like prostitution but no, this is not a sexual reference of "walking someone's llama" but actually walking the animal.

hobby of some people

recreation at a Virginia mountain camp
by don't look behind you October 16, 2009
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