pussy laser

When a person has the ability to shoot a beam of laser from their pussy. Similar to the twat gun.

She nearly scorched my cock off with her pussy laser!

by muthaf January 27, 2009

Penis laser

When a penis is enhanced and altered to fire amplified light.

Did you see that penis laser?

by J0kerm@n January 2, 2010

Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

by John 117 October 10, 2007

gooch laser

If a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

A laser beam would shoot out of the space between his testicles and his anus opening.

Capt. Gooch Laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm GOOCH LASER !!!!!

by betleyoun July 9, 2004

Semen Laser

When you have so much control over your ejaculate that you can pretty much spatter your DNA on, over or into pretty much anything you want, with deadly accuracy.

Did you see that shot, damn honey, I just shot you right and tight with my Semen Laser.

by storm1979 July 26, 2011

Jewish space laser

A gay dinosaur

George not found: I am Jewish Space Laser

by IAmGay123 June 13, 2021

digitization laser

a device used to transport objects from the analog universe (the real world) into a digital realm (world inside the computer)

Both the MCP and Ma3a used digitization lasers to transport humans to the digital world.

by Bonzer Tucker May 26, 2004