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Lap Fish

A slang word for a woman's pussy.

Used to describe a woman's vagina, oral sex, or as an orafice.
"I'm gonna eat me some lap fish tonight."

"Man, when I finally caught that lap fish, I ate everything but the bones!!!"

"I'm wanna bang that lap fish!"

"That bitch has some smelly lap fish."
by KDW September 8, 2008
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lap error

When your receiving a lap dance from one persons or two , and they release bodily fluid on your legs. Typically common in places like concerts, strip clubs, and house party's.
Dude, last night with Jessica she made a lap error!
by Indianshreker September 16, 2017
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Victory Lap

The trip home after the guy drops a girl back to her house the morning after a one-night-stand. The man generally feels elated for the following reasons:

(a) he has recently been sexually gratified
(b) he has been set free
(c) he is past the awkward "goodbye kiss"
(d) he is slightly intoxicated from the night before
(e) he is cranking his favourite victory music and eating McDonalds
I like to play Franz Ferdiand on my Victory Lap.... "No you girls never know..."
by rangerdiko October 19, 2009
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lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.
I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.
by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018
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greek lap

When an individual has slept with a guy/girl from every fraternity/sorority on campus.
Dude you hear that Suzie finished her Greek lap last night? She's slept with a guy from every fraternity on campus!
by Ssavannahlynn June 26, 2016
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lap hopper

A woman who cannot stay single for any length of time. A desperate, thirsty woman with a need to secure a new man before the beds even cold.
That girls a real lap hopper, I don't think she's been single more than an hour.
by Chromecoyote July 7, 2014
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lap kitty

A person who enjoys bouncing on one’s lap
Person 1: I didn’t know you were a lap kitty
Person 2: I love bouncing on laps…
by Inteller4tdy March 3, 2022
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