Alabama Lapdance

The act of your cousin giving you a lap dance until you inevitably have an erection and cream your pants. oops!

bro i loved the alabama lapdance i got last night, cousin theresa knows how to get down

by thecroatiancrockpot February 1, 2023

laced

getting owned, sniped, or just humiliated

Joe, you just got LACED!!!

by lacysllama June 13, 2007

cleveland lapdance

When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.

Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.

by KEMTD May 4, 2006

laced up

When a girl goes down on you with no intention of getting sex.

It can also be said as: laced me up

1.laced up: You won't believe it. I was in the park with Marie and I got laced up.
2. laced me up: What happen last night with Marie? Oh, she laced me up.

by Christian North August 25, 2005

ceedus lapeedus

What all the coolest kids of the 21st century are saying

Can be used in place of any of the following:

Oh shit
WHAT THE FUCK!
I'm so fucking horny
Niggas be trippin G
Remember when Fergie pissed herself on stage? WASN'T THAT NASTY!

No example is needed friend, get creative.

Oh fuck, apparently the word has to be in the example... ceedus lapeedus

by Spider-Dan August 19, 2007

laced into

to tell off; to insult; to bitch at

"i laced into billy-joe after the pigeon hunt."

by Henrietta June 18, 2006

straight laced

The only so called "Oi!" band in Louisville. They sing about being drunk, the oppression that is cast upon the working class, and are somehow are able to throw in a few too many "oi oi oi!'s" in the middle of all their useless ramble.

-Oh shit, those boys from Straight Laced tagged my store front again.
-They suck.

by cokehead0975834 August 8, 2006