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Why Kris is cool

Kris is the coolest person I’ve ever met I’m so happy we are friends because she’s cool Kris likes to say I’m cool but we ALL know that’s bullsh*t okay okay Kris is cool,Beautiful,Talented,Alpha male,Epic,Funny, A Scorpio,amazing

I recommend finding a cool kris but Kris are very rare so good luck lol
You can call your bestie kris
Krisp,Krip,kri,klip,Krisp puff, puffer,(inside joke)and any other word that starts with a K so yea

Hi kris hope you see this lol
Ari : you’re so cool
Kris: no u
Ari: no u lol

Why kris is cool 😍
by Bigbootyfathoe00 August 27, 2021
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A shitty kris

Defecating in another’s trousers while standing up ,then rolling it around while sitting on their buttocks.
Kris gave gavin a shitty kris after gave him a rusty trombone.
by kristosticky December 16, 2024
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Kris

Dick slinging MACHINE. Absolute beast in bed and great with kids.
"Did you hear Kris had kids?" "Yeah because hes an absolute dick slanging machine!"
by geeksauce September 14, 2025
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Kris Dreemurr

A character from the hit game DELTARUNE by Toby "Radiation" Fox.
The first hero of the prophecy: A cage with human soul and parts!
Kris is a human that smells strangely of apples, THEY are also involved in the prophecy (story of DELTARUNE). THEIR job is to seal the balance-shattering dark fountains alongside THEIR friends: Susie Gaster-Deltarune Boom Suzy Undying Barney the second and Ralsei Asriel Israel Serial.
Kris has spent THEIR entire life in Hometown, Boston. However, recently THEY have started to act a bit different, as if THEY got a new personality, as if the old Kris was nothing but a shell.
We'll be alright, though. I'll be alright. As long as I still have a friend inside me to guide me through the roaring nights of this December holdiay.
Kris Dreemurr: Hello I am Krismass "Kris" F.C. Togore Gaster McWoker Nonbinary Dreemurr and my pronouns are they/them.
SOUL: Nah I actually think you are a man.
Kris: Well I think that you are a woman.
SOUL: What.
Kris Dreemurr: Your gender is up to my interpretation.
by Bonkaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 7, 2025
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