kreepy

kreep⋅y /ˈkripi/ kree-pee
–adjective, kreep⋅i⋅er, kreep⋅i⋅est.
1. Of or producing a sensation of uneasiness or fear, as of things crawling on one's skin: a creepy feeling; a kreepy story.
2. Annoyingly unpleasant; repulsive: the kreepy kids next door.
3. Kaity. Although in this case, kreepy means absolutely wonderful and random.
4. that kreeps: a kreepy insect.
5. Slang for someone who is overly obnoxious or weird.

1. oh my gosh! that made me feel so kreepy!
2. Those kids are just so kreepy. I hate them so much because they are so annoying!
3. I love Kaity. She's sooo kreepy :)
4. Insects are so kreepy because they kreep and crawl.
5. Dan B. is just soo kreepy and gross!

by someoneamazinglyawesomeheehee December 21, 2008

Keeper

When you take a massive shit that manifests itself in the form of a single, monstrous turd curling around the edges of the toilet bowl. A shit so massive, you have to leave it for the next person to gaze upon its glory

Joe: Man, don't use that stall, I left a keeper in there
Mike: Dude, you're fucked up!

by Duke Mc Fister November 10, 2019

kreeper

A female, typically with a rare mental disorder who will stalk a man, (or future wanna be lover) until he/she falls in love with them.

Oddly enough, the kreeper will be beautiful in nature, but looked down upon because they are misunderstood.

Andrew was stalked by a kreeper with BPD.

by BooBear April 29, 2012

Krispey Kreme

The dried cum in a woman's ass

The inhomogeneous seed left to evaporate in a woman's assKrispey Kreme

by Long_Rod_VonHugein_Dong April 8, 2010

dirty krispy kreme

where a man goes out to the krispy kreme store and buys a dozen donuts while the hot sign is on. He then proceeds to get head from a k.k. employed female with a donut on his dick, and then when he is about to blow his load the girl yells "MORE CREAM PLEASE!" and nuts all over the box of donuts and then puts them out as samples for the unsuspecting customers.

Dude you see that cute girl that works at krispy kreme, she totally just asked me if I wanted to help her make some dirty krispy kremes!

by babyjane&sugarpussy July 13, 2012

kreef

A term used to gauge the tightness of an emo kid's pants.

The kreef meter was off the charts with this clone's jeans. Captain twig legs looks like his fucking pants were painted on causing my kreef reader to buzz violently.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

Booty Keeper

One who guards the doings of another friend, who makes sure that that friend does not make a stupid drunk mistake...ie beer googles, one night-stand.

I am Jen's booty keeper tomorrow night.

by STLBAS May 8, 2009