kreef 

A term used to gauge the tightness of an emo kid's pants.

The kreef meter was off the charts with this clone's jeans. Captain twig legs looks like his fucking pants were painted on causing my kreef reader to buzz violently.

kreef by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

kreets 

Kreets are crusty sheets that are full of debris, such as: toe and fingernail clippings, dead skin from psoriasis, as well as bacon crumbs and other delicious food items.

The kreets were so foul they almost crawled off of the bed.

Everywhere Mark goes he seems to leave a trail of kreets behind.

kreets by JiggyWitchyPoo June 27, 2017

Chief Keef

The highly intellectual and most prolific philosopher of the 21st Century also known as “Sosa” who spreads words of infinite wisdom through the expression of music and other sources.

“The purpose of nature is the advancement and development of life”. - Chief Keef

Chief Keef by Tedd September 17, 2018

Chief Keef

the only 300 year old rapper

Radio: How old are you
Chief Keef: 3 hunna

Chief Keef by iamemelord February 24, 2021

Chief Keef

Chief Keef, known alternatively as Sosa is probably one of the biggest contributors of today's hip hop state. He became one of the most influential rappers in 2012 for his studio album named Finally Rich. The crazy thing about him is that he was 16 when he made that album, he pretty much created mumble rap and rappers like Lil Pump, Kodak Black and more

Friend 1: Sosa sucks! I only listen to the greats like Lil Pump. Gucci Gang is my fav!!
Me: Bitch Chief Keef made Gucci Gang

Chief Keef by LilMinecraftGamers May 18, 2019

Keef sweat 

When a female vigina starts to sweat causing a sour smell in that general area

“Aye John that girl has a Keef sweat “

Keef sweat by Cheese penis o506 January 24, 2020

Kweef 

To release gas through the penis. WARNING – This may indicate a potentially life threatening medical condition. A person suffering from this may have a fistula, you can read up on this on the internet, but this case it means that there is a hole between the prostate and rectum. You must get treatment for this, see your doctor. If there is any faecal discharge go to A & E or the Emergency Room at your nearest hospital immediately do put this off about your life may be in danger.

Charlie used to kweef a lot and ended up in hospital on life support because he didn’t have the sense to see his doctor.

Kweef by AKACroatalin April 22, 2015