Golf knickers

A farcical item of clothing, that is aimed primarily at the golfing scene. From the waist they balloon out and abruptly cut back in slightly below the knee, where they finish with what appears to be an elasticated or draw string closier.
Being similar to bloomers but apparently acceptable in public, they are of course in reality an invention brought into being by a social outcast.
Wearing 'golf knickers' in public will not only make you an object of derision & induce projectile vomiting, but will also place you in danger of being pelted with rotten & deservedly odious kebab 'meat'.

Geoff; "What in the name of all that is held sacred on earth is that imbecile wearing?"
Bob; "I believe those are a sort of pantaloon intended for use in public sir, called 'golf knickers', what amuses me most is he obviously made a conscious descision to wear them. Are you going to finish that kebab Geoff, or may I cast it at his moronic face?"

by Bob007 October 7, 2008

fat knacker

someone who is so fucking fat they can't see their feet, walking from the sofa to the fridge is enough to knacker them out

holy fucking christ look at the size of that fat knacker going to mcdonalds, we'd better order first or there will be nothing left.

by Big man March 13, 2003

slobber knockers

The tats located on the midsection of a female which are frequently stared at by men.

Jenny had huge slobber knockers that Dave frequently stared at.

by Winston Carlana October 10, 2005

rusty knacker

The name given to any public house that is called The Golden Ball

Are you coming down Rusty Knacker for a few pints

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Sunny Knockers

Someone who can always brighten up youre day. Loyal and trustworthy, someone you know loves you for you. A friend who doesnt give herself enough credit. A overall wonderful sunny person, usually having large knockers. A person everyone should know.

"Megan is being sunny knockers today."

"She just is a sunny knockers"

"wow she's great"

"yeah i know right?! what an amazing friend"

by Jess Urban February 25, 2009

toffee knickers

someone who sleeps around

she's got toffee knickers, she has

by Lianne Gray November 30, 2003

knickers

The term used when addressing a friend or pal. Used in a generally affectionate manner.

Yo, where my knickers at?

by Adalf-Alias Huxley October 18, 2010