Knocked up, ho

pregnant with a bastard child.

Allison is an ugly bag of bones who is a knocked up, ho with a married man's bastard baby. Good luck to that child, Nicolai.

by Anya Marie. September 3, 2009

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank

by rmp2 January 13, 2011

knocked the rocket off the couch

1. when having sex with your girlfriend on a couch and you fall off

2. when engineers at NASA drop the rocket when moving it on the couch platform

dood last night i accidently knocked the rocket off the couch.

by mr astronaught October 31, 2011

knackerise

(vb) to grab, squeeze and/or pull the testicles, either through the clothes or by opening the fly, to cause more or less severe pain. English. knacker knackers

Sometimes as a joke, often as torture, occasionally so that the victim will be so preoccupied with his pain that he desists from some antisocial behaviour.

He was being too aggressive, so I knackerised him. That gave him something to think about.

There's (name)! It's his birthday: grab him and knackerise him! Make his day!

by frankieco January 24, 2012

knocked sick

when a group of people begin singing Wonderwall By Oasis, you feel a terrible feeling. This is being knocked sick

''Hey, James & David are singing Oasis!"
*Feels Sick*
''I have successfully been knocked sick''

by Jean Claude Rag Man December 10, 2013

knackerwallet

A wallet totally devoid of money; one typically filled with cobwebs and useless bits of paper.

I left my knackerwallet at the pub, but who cares, there’s nothing in it to steal anyhow.

by LS_GA May 14, 2014

Knackerphile

noun. - A term used to describe an uncontrollable sexual fascination and attraction with people from the travelling community.

"Terry never leaves the halting site. He's such a knackerphile!"

by WordsyMcWordsmith May 13, 2015