kinderegg

when you're black on the outside, and white on the inside.

Kenny Dalen

by you know who September 8, 2003

kinder

To have a shit.

Pronounced as in the Kinder Egg, also taking reference to the kinder suprise - you never know what you're going to get!

Phil was so desperate for a kinder he had to stop driving and stradle himself over a ditch

by spitroast October 22, 2006

Kife

Can only be defined by examples.

Kife is when you're coloring something with a crayon and the tip breaks off so you have to hold it together by the tip while you finish coloring.

Kife is when you're making a Hungryman dinner and you're only supposed to peel off the plastic over the meat and poke holes through the beans and gravy, but you accidently peel the whole plastic off and it doesnt work.

Kife is when you put a milk bag into the pitcher and you cut the wrong side.

Kife is when you lose something.

Kife is when your cell phone rings and by the time you get it out of your jean pocket that is some-what tight you missed the call.

Kife is when you have to study for a big test or exam and you forget your notes at school.

by Mr.Goatee4Kris September 11, 2009

kinder

a very loving and caring individual. extremely fond of dachshunds.

dayum, look at that hot bitch walking her dachshunds..
oh wait thats kinder.

by da nigger. May 3, 2010

kinderbuden

borrowed from the german for "kind bud" i.e. weed, ganj, marijuana

das iz sum guud kinderbuden!

by granny January 26, 2004

Kinder Surprise

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

by MewJadz June 10, 2019

kindergarten

the time when we would suck are toes and chew on the dr suess books

when we were in kindergarten we were really fucking stupid

by Sprockettttttt April 24, 2021