Thomas Kesterson

He is the most sweetest, lovable, forgiven, and sexiest man in the whole Universe.

I want to find me, my very own Thomas Kesterson.

by Linda Mae May 10, 2023

keaster creeper

gay termonlogy for someone creeping around anothers ass or keaster

DUDE!!QUIT BEING A KEASTER CREEPER!!!!


man that guy over there is a total keaster creeper

by tbaginz01 February 11, 2009

Keister Beetle

The hyphothetical bug that is up one's butt when something unimportant suddenly needs to be done, NOW.

"He wants all the promos in the correct locations." But it'll take hours and everything just moves two feet to the left, sounds like someone has a Keister Beetle.

by bambilee April 30, 2011

Kasterization

Process of belittling people and squeeze water on a person who knows the future

Me: Alex just squeezed water on my pants!
You: Oh snap! You just got kasterized!
Me: I know dude! Kasterization sucks

by Leonardo Leonardo January 23, 2013

Kelster

The name my mother has given her self and now refers to her self in only third person. Every time something gay happens that she perceives is cool she says "that's kelster way." But this problem is of hers has caused a ruckus in the family. Today she is the gayest person to ever gay.

* something gay happens*
* The Kelster perceives it as cool *
" that's the kelster way"

by Baavisakerr June 14, 2016

Ketterweed

Marijuana that is of inferior quality, containing little, if any, THC or cannabanoids; alternatively used to describe any substance that resembles marijuana but is actually a different (non-psychoactive) herb. Use of the term appears to be restricted to central Ohio, Baltimore, MD and the Cleveland-Buffalo-Rochester corridor.

Mom, Toss me your car keys. My dealer sold me some ketterweed and I'm gonna drive over there and burn down his f-ing house.

by Drunken Horde August 1, 2016

kemster

To have weak memes

Grace is a kemster.

by MemsterKemster January 20, 2017