A saying used to describe something that isn’t real, never happened, and is made by the government to make you think blind and deaf people exist
by A_guy_named_Tom March 7, 2024

This is when a guys cums in a girls eye then quickly cums in her ears. This blinds her and makes her deaf hence the Helen Keller.
Johnny gave Lucy a Helen Keller last knight. Right now she cannot find her way to the shower to wash the cum off.
by The realest beast June 9, 2015

In the act of finishing during fornication the male sticks both pointer fingers into the female ears, disrupting her hearing while you ejaculate into her eyes making her blind, all while she try to speak but instead the only noises are those of groans.
Friend 1: Dude, smashed my side hoe last night.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
Friend 2: Nice man! Anything crazy?
Friend 1: Yeah dude gave her old Helen Keller. Made that bitch go blind and deaf all in one squirt.
Friend 2: Savage.
by PistolPete212 March 19, 2016

by GucciScaramucci August 21, 2017

by DahMayor March 12, 2022

when your hanging with a big group of friends and that one dirty keller takes a hard fart but then liquid shit starts slowly leaking out his ass and it reeks like liquid ass, then he takes off his underwear and drawlz to clean up but then shit starts blowing out of his anus like a water hose gieser. everybody is soaked and covered in green shit like a dolphin show at the zoo. oh and he's a monkey
bro 1: remember when dirty keller was being a dirty keller last saturday
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
bro 2: yeah but it smelt so good i was kinda lickin my fingers ngl
by silvagina May 23, 2023

A Very Sexy,Nice,Mature,Caring, Lover Boy That Draws The attention of almost everyone around him. He Loves Gaming but is generally shy and timid around new people that he meets Sometimes, but all in all He is the sweetest Boy ever that many want to be in a relationship with. He Is The Nicest Boy That ever walked the face of the earth. His Big Blue eyes will draw the attention of others just so they can be his girl.
by 2004kid August 13, 2018
