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the sweetest cutest coolest girl ever who like to get revenge on stupid asses who they it
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Sayoc Kali

A rip-off of Pekiti Tirsia Kali, and other styles of Filipino Martial Arts (FMA).

Made up by the Sayocs to cash in on the interest in FMA. This system is interesting only to those who are new to FMA and are clueless about the history of the Sayocs.

Claims to be "all blade all the time"but it's more like "all money all the time". Expensive DVDs that teach "knife fighting" to teenagers and those who want to pretend their badasses LOL. Claims to be effective but is actually based on confusing and complicated templates that will naturally be forgotten in the heat of a real knife fight.

It's not really FMA, because its not from the Philippines. It was made up in the Sayoc's Tae Kwon Do club in the US.

If you're interested in knife fighting, you're better off learning it from Pekiti, Illustrisimo or any of the other true FMAs.

(oh by the way, some of the Sayoc's deluded keyboard warriors will try to delete this soon hehehehe.)
Buy the latest Sayoc Kali DVD of template 34 to 67 from the sayoc and get 10% off of their overprices aluminum training knives.
by demigod April 1, 2007
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Random ever- changing. Someone who talks about one thing and changes subjects.
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