Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.

"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."

by otterpop206 December 14, 2013

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Kim Kardashian

The definition of plastic

LOOK ITS Kim Kardashian THE QUEEN OF PLASTIC SURGERY LOOK AT THE PLASTIC BUUTT

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the four best of friends. 1 the one who cats for every boy in the year above. 2 the one who smokes too much pot then wonders why she’s broke. 3 the one who’s a quirky lesbian. 4 the one who gives out life advice but doesn’t stick to it herself

oh have you heard about the kinky kardashians? i wish we were as cool as them!!!

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Kardashian Syndrome

Hoping that fame, greatness and success will magically occur without the inconvenience of hard work and dedication. This is a deep mental instability that occurs in many young people these days.

A typical conversation between two individuals with a deep rooted kardashian syndrome.

Eric: What are your plans for the future?

Tom: I don't know, I'll just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, hoping that the universe will magically give me everything I want without doing anything.

Eric: Sweet! I Don't have any goals or aspirations for the future either!

*high fives*

by Archetypalknight June 10, 2017

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