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Kim Kardashian

A 99% plastic monster that only comes out at night, mostly eating children or complaining about her family.
Who the fuck is attracted to kim kardashian shes literally made of plastic and her body shape looks like a dildo
by FatDude116988 May 23, 2023
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kinky kardashians

the four best of friends. 1 the one who cats for every boy in the year above. 2 the one who smokes too much pot then wonders why she’s broke. 3 the one who’s a quirky lesbian. 4 the one who gives out life advice but doesn’t stick to it herself
oh have you heard about the kinky kardashians? i wish we were as cool as them!!!
by bigw1lly101 May 2, 2020
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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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Kardashian

Person:You have a kardashian?
Me:Yes it poops out gold!
by Fake Hooman February 2, 2024
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Kim Kardashian

A synonym of “I don’t give a flying fuck about what minor thing just happened
“Hey, did you see that Brittany got a new phone but didn’t add Josh back on her contacts list?”
“Kim Kardashian
by Cash_MNY December 9, 2020
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Kardashian Syndrome

Hoping that fame, greatness and success will magically occur without the inconvenience of hard work and dedication. This is a deep mental instability that occurs in many young people these days.
A typical conversation between two individuals with a deep rooted kardashian syndrome.

Eric: What are your plans for the future?

Tom: I don't know, I'll just sit on my ass all day and do nothing, hoping that the universe will magically give me everything I want without doing anything.

Eric: Sweet! I Don't have any goals or aspirations for the future either!

*high fives*
by Archetypalknight June 10, 2017
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The 1700 of the kardashians

The 1700 of the kardashians are also known as The Schuyler Sisters.
by Markey Linky October 28, 2020
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