christian joy

friend and exclusive designer of Karen O of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. she now has clothes available in new york boutiques and has a website (christianjoy.us)

designs vary from torn prom dresses to space suits to skeleton costumes with attatched intestines.

Christian joy's designs are stellar

by terryterryterry July 29, 2006

Joy-Con

commonly know as the controller for the nintendo switch, but in context can refer to the body part of a male or female that is used during happy times in other words, sex

Hey love, wanna see my Joy-Con?

by QuargaPie May 28, 2017

Almond Joy

A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"

His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!

by Joni Simpson November 12, 2003

Presbyterian joy

NOUN:
1. The moment when one stops lamenting long enough to catch a breath.
2. Scotch whiskey, preferably single-malt.

"Shirley stopped whining just long enough for a bit of Presbyterian joy."
"Pour me another shot of that Presbyterian joy."

by James J. Mitchell September 7, 2006

spreading joy

The phrase refers to the process of letting a massive amount of fart gas out in a carefully metered way- usually by farting silently while walking. In this manner, a disasterously huge amount of fart may be discretely dispensed over a larger geographical area. When faced with the prospect of needing to fart in a socially awkward situation, a person often resorts to initially letting a test fart. If the test fart indicates a vile, deadly amount of gas, the person may opt to walk (for example) from the punch bowl across the dance floor, and over to the bar- all the while silently farting the whole way. People at the punch bowl will begin vomiting, the dance floor will clear and the bar area patrons may begin to pass out. Meanwhile, the farter may actually be dozens of feet away, thus escaping blame. In such a way, the farter is said to be "spreading joy."

Damn, Frank is such an idiot. He farted over by the band and kept walking. He's spreading joy all over the wedding reception. How disgusting!

by Frank Klaune September 1, 2005

joy sticking

To be getting a hand job while your girls behind you while your playing x box 360. while your homie is right next to you

remember. About last night how we were joy sticking lastnight

by Josh mahute July 6, 2010

zero joy

An expression akin to saying nope, or no I didn't.
Also another way of saying I had no luck.

Brian: 'Did you manage to find that album you wanted?'

Chad: 'Zero joy.'

by Anonymous_222 August 18, 2006