Alien Jizz

When you get a green liquid mess such as kiwi juice, pea soup, wheat grass shot, etc. on the front of your nice, clean, starched shirt.

Bob: "What the fuck is on the front of your shirt?!"
Sue: "It's alien jizz... after being anally probed, the Martian men decided to use my shirt as a cum rag, tastes delicious!"

by Carly Wild June 19, 2008

Jizzable

so good you could spunk over it

did u see that fit woman last night?
yeah, she was jizzable

by Jizzdup November 19, 2007

Ghost Jizz

The process in which a person ejaculates on another person that is either asleep or unconscious. The ejaculation MUST successfully occur without awareness of the other individual.

"Man, Sarah drank a bunch of vodka and passed out last night and I totally ghost jizzed her."

The following morning...

"Oh man, my face is so sticky, I feel like a ghost jizzed on me!"

by Southview1028B October 13, 2011

Jizz Ass

When a woman has such a nice ass that you want to ejaculate on it.

"That girl's got a jizz ass! I hope I can get with her so I can bust a phat nut on that badunkadunk!"

Coworker 1: Damn, that new girl, Maya, has an amazing body!

Coworker 2: "Hell yeah! She has a jizz ass! Maybe she and I will hook up so I can skeet on that booty!

by perfectparadigm January 12, 2010

jizzato

Used as a reaction to a surprise or to note something that is sexually appealing. The "jizz" in "jizzato" refers to semen.

Jizzato! You scared the crap out of me!
Did you see the t back on that ho? Jizzato!

by aDam Rulz September 12, 2008

Jizz Fiend

Someone who likes Jizz so much that they become obsessed with it, like a fiend. See how that works?

Hey, i saw karen the other day, she's such a jizz fiend now.

by SteveC937 February 4, 2009

Jizz Jersey

A old shirt or rag used for ejaculating on during masturbating

Dude I just finished all over my Jizz Jersey

by cjoquattro September 15, 2010