jelus

Jealous in shorthand/1337/whatever. See jealous.

<Guy1> woohoo I just found a bag of money!
<Guy2> bastard
<Guy1> ooh you = jelus

by theGreenBunny March 11, 2004

Jens

fuck jens dude i fucking hate that guy hes such a fucking cunt why the fuck wont he fucking give me a ride to haggen

you know jens? yeah i hate that guy because he charges me $20 for a 5 minute ride to the grocery store

by anonymous October 30, 2020

Janushni

Janushni is a very kind and humble human being. She cares a lot about others and will always be there for you. She is an amazing friend and someone that a lot of people feel comfortable around.

They look a bit gloomy.
Oh look, Janushni's already checking to see if they're ok!

by Pugsforeverms June 4, 2021

jens

Jens a person of German origin which likes to spend his time smokin pot and doin fuck all

Jens get ur bitch ass up and roll another fatti

by JaY June 10, 2004

Jensen

The craziest most fun and creative girl you will ever Meet. She is a tomboy and loves superheroes. Don't hold her on a tight leash because she will rebel. If you meet a Jensen you better feel as lucky as you will be.

Am I seeing thing or is that really a Jensen, wow I'm Lucky.

by blood is my friend August 14, 2016

Janus

A sick alternative rock band formed in 1998 from Chicago, Illinois. Their most famous singles include "Eyesore" and "If I Were You."

Their CD Red Light Return is a damn good album! Janus rocks!

by itsaTJ December 6, 2010

Janusa Bird

Small, flightless, featherless bird, defends itself by throwing "douche-bags" at its prey. Despite being so small it still is a rather religious yet, somewhat evil. Pure Evil.

The Janusa Bird is rarely seen in public, and yet when he is seen, is it usually preying on young women, particularly in-between the range of 5-9.

by blic March 25, 2009