January 8

This is the day when real loyal and loving boyfriends or girlfriends are born there was going to be there for you when you are streessed and just need someone to there the person that always starts the text even when there is nothing to talk and thats just facts

Hey baby wyd u tonight January 8 is that mounths to have baby's in

January 8 by Realbf 1325 November 15, 2019

January 18 

It’s national virgins day , to all the virgins out there

It’s january 18 , it’s time to celebrate my virginity.

January 18 by jeejeek18004 October 18, 2019

January 8

The best day ever if you were born on this day you are cute,loving, caring and smart

January 8th is the best day ever
He must have been born on Jan 8th(the best day ever)because he is amazing

January 8 by Eth Compost October 26, 2019

january 23 

y’know this birthday is kinda cool.. y’know 1/23? if you’re born on this day, you’re cool aswell!!

“my birthday is on january 23rd, 1/23”

“thats sick bro

january 23 by a random.person October 16, 2019

January Blues 

This is the funk that you enter when the holiday season is over. It starts on January 2nd and lasts at least until February 1st, sometimes until President's Day. It is an unpleasant time because the holiday season is over, spring is a ways off, the weather is cold and the only movies are lousy January movies. Super Bowl Sunday can be a good cure for this condition.

For a related condition see September Blues

There are no good movies out and the holidays are long over. Some friends and I are going to play some games to help fight the January Blues.

January Blues by New English July 22, 2010

January 20

National kiss your girlfriend day 😘😘

Today is January 20 that means I need to kiss my girlfriend

January 20 by Anonymous🤫🤫 January 19, 2020

January 18 

National bitch slapday! Tired of new years resolutions and shitty people telling you need to fix your life well you have an excuse to Fuckin bitch slap them on national bitch slap day.

Toxic friend : "Your so lucky to have a friend that isn't as lame as you loser"
You: *Bitch slaps Toxic friend* "January 18 man national bitch slap day!"
Toxic friend : "Oh my God I'm calling the police"
You: "pshhhh what are they gonna do it's national bitch slap day beech!" *Bitch slaps Toxic friend double*
Toxic friend : *Fatality *

January 18 by HeyBeech101 November 3, 2019