A Jackalpterodactyl

These be people who swoop in and do some knavery and ill-indented chicanery. They bare reptilian thinking in that they are heavy about themselves no matter the harm and pull knivieing schemes. They are opportunistic, cunning, and will bare a bib and eat your baby if you don't watch out! Though it's more likely they will steal your baby and hock it for drugs. They also scare easily but will attempt to methods like blaming you, gaslighting, saying you owe them, start crying, use your sympathetic response, guilt trip, and bargain to name a few.

Dude 1: Clarence got some chicks coming over with him.
Dude 2: They better not be a Jackalpterodactyl among them.
Dude 3: You know everyone's gonna hawk eye the honeys anyway.
Dude 2: Yall see one let everyone know on the DL.

by Shadowrunner24 May 19, 2024

Swamp Jackal

A women so ugly you feel obligated to bang her out of guilt.

That swamp Jackal was so ugly I nailed her because I felt obligated to.

by Drinka Fi Drinka May 3, 2025

Le Zjacále (the jackal)

When you act like the girl has someone over her shoulder. Do it really convincingly like "Oh my god who IS that??"
Then when she looks over her shoulder to look.... THAT'S when you slip the roofie in her drink.

Woman after she's been Zjacáled- "It was so romantic! I just fell in love with him. He pretended like there was someone over my shoulder BEFORE he slipped me the roofie... He was so smooth. It wasn't like that gross*cough cough wink wink* kind of roofieing. You know, when you see him put the roofie in your drink, but you drink it anyway? No it was so smooth, totally gave me plausible deniability, deactivated my slut defense 100%. And then... It was the best sex I don't remember but then saw video of on porn hub"

Le Zjacále (the jackal)

by Nova .... Scotia! October 12, 2017

Sin the Jackal

Jackal is Blush's very bestest GOOD BOY! No one can ever say anything different.

Sin the Jackal just post all those lewds in #dirtytalk ... but he is still a GOOD BOY!!!

by Blushingmoon December 31, 2018

El Salvadorian jackal jerking

when you put a piece of paper down your urethra and jerk off constantly until the entire paper is dissolved

bro did you hear that James was El Salvadorian jackal jerking for only 30 minuets

no way it took me over 4 hours to dissolve the first piece of paper

by end me42069 April 18, 2025

Mr. Jacklecrophs

Mr. Jacklecrophs is an amazing, wonderful, loyal, supportive, fluffy, dark brown, mediem sized stuffed monkey that is a perfect boyfriend for any mentally unstable teenage girl. He will always be there if you want to cuddle or just need someone to vent to. He is a wonderful listener and will never tell you something you don't want to hear or judge you. You would be very lucky to find a Mr. Jacklecrophs being that there is only one true Mr. Jacklecrophs in the whole wide world. However, if you did - by some miracle from the Lord - find THE Mr. Jacklecrophs you will immediately recognize him because he is clearly the sexiest, most handsome and attractive stuffed animal ever.

Good luck on you quest to find Mr. Jacklecrophs, for he is your destined lover for life.

by Miss Captain Kirk October 2, 2016

Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.

I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.

by QuacksO January 18, 2017