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justin beiber

a 15 year old who is secretly a 9 year old girl and doesnt hid it well who never should have gotten signed to be in music
1: he did you hear about justin beibers secret

2: no

1: he's secretly a 9 year old girl
2: dude that was never a secret
by taytay1293 March 1, 2011
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Justin Beiber

A girl who disguises herself as a boy and sings annoying songs about love in order to get 12 year old girls to like her
Girl: OMG! I have such a crush on Justin Beiber!
Boy: You do know that Justin Beiber is a girl in disguise, right?
by Goldenfur productions August 6, 2011
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Justine

The prettiest girl of all time...
The most amazing personality
The girl with the pretty smile
The one that will always make you laugh
The girl that is super short
The most greatest friend to have
Someone thats super skinny
Someone who never fails at anything
The person with the best outfits
The girl that is just AMAZING!
A girl who gets all the guys
Shes pretty intelligent at most things
This girl has perfect sized boobs
And a nice ass
And is just a PERFECT girl :)
OMG! Is that Justine shes so perfect.

Wow, I wish i was Justine shes everything i'm not!

Boy: Damn i want that girl named Justine!
by ineedyourightnow1 November 23, 2010
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justinkayitis

the condition in which a person has incredibly random urges to go the beach at least two times a day.
this will tend to happen at night.
person 1: "i love pickles on my sub"

person 2: "fuck i need to go get some salty water on my balls"

person 1: "my friend, you have justinkayitis"
by thepost07 January 21, 2010
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justin reesor

a gay homosexual male who tends to take it in the anus and likes it very much.
he sometimes tells his friends to suck his dick. which ultimately ends up on instagram. he takes pics of his friends naked, posing as a wrecking ball. overall, he is gay.
jesse, the way you ride that wrecking ball makes me feel like a justin reesor.
by kaeden123212321 November 7, 2013
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justin riley

Justin riley is a squid. Everything about him is squid like. He has tentacles, and a small beak. You will find him near the ocean. He is not a don.
Man, justin riley is so lame, he might as well be a squid. He is so squiddy. He is a squid
by Waxisgreat December 21, 2016
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justin smelling alexa

Some horny teenage boy who has a ear fetish. He has a nostril cycle that happens over the course of the year similar to the menstrual cycle. He has an obsession with smelling a girl by the name of Alexa in her left ear. Many realistic jokes are made about Justin smelling Alexa, which he is in denial about.
Person 1: Hey Dude did you see Justin smelling Alexa?
Person 2: Yeah! He put his nose all the way in!
by flash gorden May 28, 2017
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