Sally Jessy Raphael

A talk-show host from the 80's and 90's best known for her oversized red-framed glasses; Sally Jessy Raphael is indeed an O.H. Original Hipster.

Person 1: "OMG!! Who's my baby-daddy?"

Person 2: "Chick, that's some Sally Jessy Raphael shit right there."

by MorganFreemanLives October 09, 2012

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Jessie Mei Li

Literally the best women in the whole world. She can bring any mood up and her face lights up the room. She is also super underrated and awesome and a super duper great actress. Jessie Mei Li is gorgeous and beautiful. Every guy who knows her adores her and thinks highly of her. Every one should love Jessie Mei Li!

Person 1: Oh my god who's that girl over there? She's so pretty!
Person 2: I know right! Every one likes her! That's Jessie Mei Li AKA my wife!
Person 1: You wish! She's mine!

by -Sophie December 05, 2021

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Jessie Raymond Castleberry

Jessie Raymond Castleberry is a thicc boi. He doesn't like his first name because it sounds like a girl's name, so he goes my Raymond. He LOVES Star Wars. If he is thinking about Star Wars, nothing else can distract him. His wife is super unlucky because she doesn't know that he acctually is a closet gay. He's almost as far in the closet as Dean Winchester. Everyone hates him because he is a very mean person, but everyone acctually secretly loves him. He doesn't care if you make fun of him, but if someone does something wrong, then he will become very mad and yell at that person. When a person is finally free from him, he always comes back. His thicness is too much for the world, so he stays inside all day. He tries to be cool, so he always wears his visors backwards. He hates it when people don't tuck-in their shirts.

Jessie Raymond Castleberry is more thicc than your mom.

by my6000lblife July 14, 2018

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